Root Cause Analysis:

Router1# show run

Building configuration...

Current configuration : 26688 bytes
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! No configuration change since last restart
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Protip: End all your route patterns with a dot

destination-pattern 9[2-9]..[2-9]……$
session protocol sipv2
session target ipv4:10.10.10.10
no vad
no digit-strip

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RJ45 Hair Ties

no hairtie
no problem
ip address 127.0.0.1 255.255.255.0

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Ol’ Rack and Stack Strikes Back

description Part 2, Return of the Revenge
no directions
no ip lookup

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A Server is Never Lost, Just Misplaced

description Do we even really know where all our Wireless Access Points are?
no logging
no ip-buffer
no cares-as-long-as-it-works

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Lick it to claim it

description The 5 second rule doesn’t often apply to dropped tech
no keepalive
linecode b8zs
yellow generation
no tunnel checksum

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Redbull for Servers

description Why is this not a thing?
quantity 1
brand sugar-free

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Cobras Versus Pythons

description Who would win?
type-preference cobra python java
maximum-length 120
attach 9

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This Old Thing?

description Never underestimate the backup device
lockable
no ip finger

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Raspberry Pi and Toast

description Rasperry Pi should never be mixed with toast
no path url https://www.raspberrypi.org/
no toast
autosum
ip address 74.125.224.72 255.255.255.0

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Ol’ Rack and Stack

description Never Underestimate Stupid
no logging console
no ip domain-lookup
no directions

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Telco Tickets

description Only pipe to telco. Hope it doesn’t go down. We’re too cheap to purchase redundancy.
no ip address
encapsulation hdlc
isdn switch-type primary-4ess
isdn protocol-emulate network
no cdp enable

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Cruise Control for Cool

description CAPSLOCK IS A LOT LIKE YELLING ALL THE TIME
no monitor permit-list
monitor event-trace gdoi enable
monitor event-trace ipc enable

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I am actually impressed…

description USB Port
no ip address
no cdp enable
no common-sense

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Who Needs Email?

description More importantly, when was the last time you wrote and sent real mail?
no idea
postage cost-to-much
mail-users grandparents government credit-card-spam

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Voicemail Outage

description Don’t remove the IP from this port or shut it down ###
no ip address
shutdown

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Fire in the Patch-Panel

description Combustible patch paneling needs to be a thing
no lex burned-in-address
no lex retry-count 10
no ip address
no shutdown

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Level 1 Engineers

description Certified in the art of Google Fu
clear ip mroute 173.252.89.132 192.168.1.0
ipconfig /all

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The Trunk Killer

description Primary trunk link to edge switch
shutdown

< you session has been disconnected >

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Packet-Sniffing Weasel

description Somebody needs to figure out how to send smell through an Ethernet cable. The market is ready for this in cat 7
no ip address
autostart
ip cef distributed

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CCRA

description Cisco Certified Raccoon Associate
nuff-said

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Demon in the Smartjack

debug all
show tech-support

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