Router1# show run
Building configuration...
Current configuration : 26688 bytes
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! No configuration change since last restart
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Protip: End all your route patterns with a dot
destination-pattern 9[2-9]..[2-9]……$
session protocol sipv2
session target ipv4:10.10.10.10
no vad
no digit-strip
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RJ45 Hair Ties
no hairtie
no problem
ip address 127.0.0.1 255.255.255.0
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Ol’ Rack and Stack Strikes Back
description Part 2, Return of the Revenge
no directions
no ip lookup
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A Server is Never Lost, Just Misplaced
description Do we even really know where all our Wireless Access Points are?
no logging
no ip-buffer
no cares-as-long-as-it-works
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Lick it to claim it
description The 5 second rule doesn’t often apply to dropped tech
no keepalive
linecode b8zs
yellow generation
no tunnel checksum
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Redbull for Servers
description Why is this not a thing?
quantity 1
brand sugar-free
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Cobras Versus Pythons
description Who would win?
type-preference cobra python java
maximum-length 120
attach 9
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This Old Thing?
description Never underestimate the backup device
lockable
no ip finger
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Raspberry Pi and Toast
description Rasperry Pi should never be mixed with toast
no path url https://www.raspberrypi.org/
no toast
autosum
ip address 74.125.224.72 255.255.255.0
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Ol’ Rack and Stack
description Never Underestimate Stupid
no logging console
no ip domain-lookup
no directions
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Telco Tickets
description Only pipe to telco. Hope it doesn’t go down. We’re too cheap to purchase redundancy.
no ip address
encapsulation hdlc
isdn switch-type primary-4ess
isdn protocol-emulate network
no cdp enable
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Cruise Control for Cool
description CAPSLOCK IS A LOT LIKE YELLING ALL THE TIME
no monitor permit-list
monitor event-trace gdoi enable
monitor event-trace ipc enable
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I am actually impressed…
description USB Port
no ip address
no cdp enable
no common-sense
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Who Needs Email?
description More importantly, when was the last time you wrote and sent real mail?
no idea
postage cost-to-much
mail-users grandparents government credit-card-spam
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Voicemail Outage
description Don’t remove the IP from this port or shut it down ###
no ip address
shutdown
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Fire in the Patch-Panel
description Combustible patch paneling needs to be a thing
no lex burned-in-address
no lex retry-count 10
no ip address
no shutdown
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Level 1 Engineers
description Certified in the art of Google Fu
clear ip mroute 173.252.89.132 192.168.1.0
ipconfig /all
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The Trunk Killer
description Primary trunk link to edge switch
shutdown
< you session has been disconnected >
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Packet-Sniffing Weasel
description Somebody needs to figure out how to send smell through an Ethernet cable. The market is ready for this in cat 7
no ip address
autostart
ip cef distributed
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CCRA
description Cisco Certified Raccoon Associate
nuff-said
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Demon in the Smartjack
debug all
show tech-support
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