Root Cause Analysis:

Enterprise Email was taken down by accounts not paying for domain. (example.com)
They stated, “Something that cheap couldn’t have been important.”
To further the injury a team of Eskimos purchased it from the market for their home knitting business.
After a bit of whiskey, bribing, and some Crisco Vegetable Shortening we got the domain back.

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Who Needs Email?

description More importantly, when was the last time you wrote and sent real mail?
no idea
postage cost-to-much
mail-users grandparents government credit-card-spam

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Telco Tickets

description Only pipe to telco. Hope it doesn’t go down. We’re too cheap to purchase redundancy.
no ip address
encapsulation hdlc
isdn switch-type primary-4ess
isdn protocol-emulate network
no cdp enable

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Protip: End all your route patterns with a dot

destination-pattern 9[2-9]..[2-9]……$
session protocol sipv2
session target ipv4:10.10.10.10
no vad
no digit-strip

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A Server is Never Lost, Just Misplaced

description Do we even really know where all our Wireless Access Points are?
no logging
no ip-buffer
no cares-as-long-as-it-works

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This Old Thing?

description Never underestimate the backup device
lockable
no ip finger

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I am actually impressed…

description USB Port
no ip address
no cdp enable
no common-sense

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