Root Cause Analysis:
Enterprise Email was taken down by accounts not paying for domain. (example.com)
They stated, “Something that cheap couldn’t have been important.”
To further the injury a team of Eskimos purchased it from the market for their home knitting business.
After a bit of whiskey, bribing, and some Crisco Vegetable Shortening we got the domain back.
Code Snippet:
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Who Needs Email?
description More importantly, when was the last time you wrote and sent real mail?
no idea
postage cost-to-much
mail-users grandparents government credit-card-spam
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