New guy remotely shut/no shut the single switch trunk port.
Unfortunately, he didn’t get the no shut part before being kicked from switch.
Potential Nickname(s): The Trunk killer, ol’ no shut, etc.
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The Trunk Killer
description Primary trunk link to edge switch
shutdown
< you session has been disconnected >
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Voicemail Outage
description Don’t remove the IP from this port or shut it down ###
no ip address
shutdown
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Protip: End all your route patterns with a dot
destination-pattern 9[2-9]..[2-9]……$
session protocol sipv2
session target ipv4:10.10.10.10
no vad
no digit-strip
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Cruise Control for Cool
description CAPSLOCK IS A LOT LIKE YELLING ALL THE TIME
no monitor permit-list
monitor event-trace gdoi enable
monitor event-trace ipc enable
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Cobras Versus Pythons
description Who would win?
type-preference cobra python java
maximum-length 120
attach 9
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Who Needs Email?
description More importantly, when was the last time you wrote and sent real mail?
no idea
postage cost-to-much
mail-users grandparents government credit-card-spam
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