Root Cause Analysis:

Have you confirmed power?
Answer: Yes
Reality: I haven’t really checked shit

Code Snippet:

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Telco Tickets

description Only pipe to telco. Hope it doesn’t go down. We’re too cheap to purchase redundancy.
no ip address
encapsulation hdlc
isdn switch-type primary-4ess
isdn protocol-emulate network
no cdp enable

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description USB Port
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no cdp enable
no common-sense

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destination-pattern 9[2-9]..[2-9]……$
session protocol sipv2
session target ipv4:10.10.10.10
no vad
no digit-strip

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description Why is this not a thing?
quantity 1
brand sugar-free

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Fire in the Patch-Panel

description Combustible patch paneling needs to be a thing
no lex burned-in-address
no lex retry-count 10
no ip address
no shutdown

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description Somebody needs to figure out how to send smell through an Ethernet cable. The market is ready for this in cat 7
no ip address
autostart
ip cef distributed

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