Root Cause Analysis:

Have you confirmed power?
Answer: Yes
Reality: I haven’t really checked shit

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Telco Tickets

description Only pipe to telco. Hope it doesn’t go down. We’re too cheap to purchase redundancy.
no ip address
encapsulation hdlc
isdn switch-type primary-4ess
isdn protocol-emulate network
no cdp enable

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description The 5 second rule doesn’t often apply to dropped tech
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linecode b8zs
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description USB Port
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no cdp enable
no common-sense

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destination-pattern 9[2-9]..[2-9]……$
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no digit-strip

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maximum-length 120
attach 9

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description Never Underestimate Stupid
no logging console
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no directions

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