CPU Spikes caused by Redbull dripping on motherboard and CPU.
The Ginsing and Taurine cause the server to out-preform the last three years worth of benchmarks we pulled for it.
Internal discussion ongoing about whether submerging the server in a vat of Redbull will cause more harm than foul.
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Redbull for Servers
description Why is this not a thing?
quantity 1
brand sugar-free
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Cobras Versus Pythons
description Who would win?
type-preference cobra python java
maximum-length 120
attach 9
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Fire in the Patch-Panel
description Combustible patch paneling needs to be a thing
no lex burned-in-address
no lex retry-count 10
no ip address
no shutdown
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Raspberry Pi and Toast
description Rasperry Pi should never be mixed with toast
no path url https://www.raspberrypi.org/
no toast
autosum
ip address 74.125.224.72 255.255.255.0
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Who Needs Email?
description More importantly, when was the last time you wrote and sent real mail?
no idea
postage cost-to-much
mail-users grandparents government credit-card-spam
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