Root Cause Analysis:

CPU Spikes caused by Redbull dripping on motherboard and CPU.
The Ginsing and Taurine cause the server to out-preform the last three years worth of benchmarks we pulled for it.
Internal discussion ongoing about whether submerging the server in a vat of Redbull will cause more harm than foul.

Code Snippet:

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brand sugar-free

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