Root Cause Analysis:
CPU Spikes caused by Redbull dripping on motherboard and CPU.
The Ginsing and Taurine cause the server to out-preform the last three years worth of benchmarks we pulled for it.
Internal discussion ongoing about whether submerging the server in a vat of Redbull will cause more harm than foul.
!Redbull for Servers
description Why is this not a thing?