Root Cause Analysis:

CPU Spikes caused by Redbull dripping on motherboard and CPU.
The Ginsing and Taurine cause the server to out-preform the last three years worth of benchmarks we pulled for it.
Internal discussion ongoing about whether submerging the server in a vat of Redbull will cause more harm than foul.

Code Snippet:


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				Redbull for Servers
				description Why is this not a thing?

quantity 1

brand sugar-free

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								Level 1 Engineers
								description Certified in the art of Google Fu

clear ip mroute 173.252.89.132 192.168.1.0

ipconfig /all

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								A Server is Never Lost, Just Misplaced
								description Do we even really know where all our Wireless Access Points are?

no logging

no ip-buffer

no cares-as-long-as-it-works

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								Demon in the Smartjack
								debug all

show tech-support

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								I am actually impressed…
								description USB Port

no ip address

no cdp enable

no common-sense

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								Redbull for Servers
								description Why is this not a thing?

quantity 1

brand sugar-free

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