CPU Spikes caused by Redbull dripping on motherboard and CPU.
The Ginsing and Taurine cause the server to out-preform the last three years worth of benchmarks we pulled for it.
Internal discussion ongoing about whether submerging the server in a vat of Redbull will cause more harm than foul.
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Redbull for Servers
description Why is this not a thing?
quantity 1
brand sugar-free
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Level 1 Engineers
description Certified in the art of Google Fu
clear ip mroute 173.252.89.132 192.168.1.0
ipconfig /all
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Ol’ Rack and Stack
description Never Underestimate Stupid
no logging console
no ip domain-lookup
no directions
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Packet-Sniffing Weasel
description Somebody needs to figure out how to send smell through an Ethernet cable. The market is ready for this in cat 7
no ip address
autostart
ip cef distributed
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