Root Cause Analysis:

Power Outage caused by employee with “Home-brew Raspberry Pi Toaster” plugged directly into Circuit Breaker.

Code Snippet:

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Raspberry Pi and Toast

description Rasperry Pi should never be mixed with toast
no path url https://www.raspberrypi.org/
no toast
autosum
ip address 74.125.224.72 255.255.255.0

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description Don’t remove the IP from this port or shut it down ###
no ip address
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destination-pattern 9[2-9]..[2-9]……$
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description Only pipe to telco. Hope it doesn’t go down. We’re too cheap to purchase redundancy.
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description More importantly, when was the last time you wrote and sent real mail?
no idea
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mail-users grandparents government credit-card-spam

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