Root Cause Analysis:

Tech couldn’t find affected phone on this floor.
Told him to turn off lights, stand on desk, and watch for a phone to reset as I bounced the port.
Surprisingly, this did not work.
Advised to re-dispatch with a packet-sniffing weasel and we would send smell through the cable so the weasel could sniff out the drop.

Code Snippet:

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Packet-Sniffing Weasel

description Somebody needs to figure out how to send smell through an Ethernet cable. The market is ready for this in cat 7
no ip address
autostart
ip cef distributed

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