RMA of local tech classroom server prolonged by site contact refusing to give up the device.
The professor kept licking the server claiming it was his property and not the schools.
Worse yet this is a tenured professor and there is nothing the school can do.
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Lick it to claim it
description The 5 second rule doesn’t often apply to dropped tech
no keepalive
linecode b8zs
yellow generation
no tunnel checksum
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Fire in the Patch-Panel
description Combustible patch paneling needs to be a thing
no lex burned-in-address
no lex retry-count 10
no ip address
no shutdown
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Level 1 Engineers
description Certified in the art of Google Fu
clear ip mroute 173.252.89.132 192.168.1.0
ipconfig /all
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Telco Tickets
description Only pipe to telco. Hope it doesn’t go down. We’re too cheap to purchase redundancy.
no ip address
encapsulation hdlc
isdn switch-type primary-4ess
isdn protocol-emulate network
no cdp enable
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