Root Cause Analysis:

RMA of local tech classroom server prolonged by site contact refusing to give up the device.
The professor kept licking the server claiming it was his property and not the schools.
Worse yet this is a tenured professor and there is nothing the school can do.

Code Snippet:

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Lick it to claim it

description The 5 second rule doesn’t often apply to dropped tech
no keepalive
linecode b8zs
yellow generation
no tunnel checksum

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description Only pipe to telco. Hope it doesn’t go down. We’re too cheap to purchase redundancy.
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clear ip mroute 173.252.89.132 192.168.1.0
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