Root Cause Analysis:

RMA of local tech classroom server prolonged by site contact refusing to give up the device.
The professor kept licking the server claiming it was his property and not the schools.
Worse yet this is a tenured professor and there is nothing the school can do.

Code Snippet:

!
Lick it to claim it

description The 5 second rule doesn’t often apply to dropped tech
no keepalive
linecode b8zs
yellow generation
no tunnel checksum

!
!
1641 Views // November 25, 2015 // @kyzer_davis
More RCA

More RCA

Close
!

This Old Thing?

description Never underestimate the backup device
lockable
no ip finger

!
!
!

Voicemail Outage

description Don’t remove the IP from this port or shut it down ###
no ip address
shutdown

!
!
!

A Server is Never Lost, Just Misplaced

description Do we even really know where all our Wireless Access Points are?
no logging
no ip-buffer
no cares-as-long-as-it-works

!
!
!

Protip: End all your route patterns with a dot

destination-pattern 9[2-9]..[2-9]……$
session protocol sipv2
session target ipv4:10.10.10.10
no vad
no digit-strip

!
!
!

I am actually impressed…

description USB Port
no ip address
no cdp enable
no common-sense

!
!
Comments

Leave a comment!

Close