Root Cause Analysis:

Level 1 voice engineer opened ticket with our team (Voice Operations)
Issue description: Set phone to call forward all. Can’t un-forward it.
Issue resolution: Fired this level 1 voice engineer.

Code Snippet:

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Level 1 Engineers

description Certified in the art of Google Fu
clear ip mroute 173.252.89.132 192.168.1.0
ipconfig /all

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