Issue Description: Internet does not work on new laptop.
Notes: User whittled Ethernet cable down to fit into USB port.
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I am actually impressed…
description USB Port
no ip address
no cdp enable
no common-sense
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Fire in the Patch-Panel
description Combustible patch paneling needs to be a thing
no lex burned-in-address
no lex retry-count 10
no ip address
no shutdown
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Level 1 Engineers
description Certified in the art of Google Fu
clear ip mroute 173.252.89.132 192.168.1.0
ipconfig /all
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Who Needs Email?
description More importantly, when was the last time you wrote and sent real mail?
no idea
postage cost-to-much
mail-users grandparents government credit-card-spam
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Telco Tickets
description Only pipe to telco. Hope it doesn’t go down. We’re too cheap to purchase redundancy.
no ip address
encapsulation hdlc
isdn switch-type primary-4ess
isdn protocol-emulate network
no cdp enable
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