Root Cause Analysis:

Issue was caused by a Demon in the Smart Jack living off the audio from inbound calls.
Local AT&T priest performed exorcism on the smart jack housing the beast.
After 4 hours we cleared the issue and bounced the PRI.
Customer will be billed for Holy Water used in cleansing effort.

Code Snippet:

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Demon in the Smartjack

debug all
show tech-support

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1706 Views // November 23, 2015 // @kyzer_davis
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