Root Cause Analysis:

Live Cobra interfered with Unity COBRAS tool by mucking with programming.
As a result roughly, six thousand personal greetings where replaced with hissing sounds.
No technology fix found.
The Cobras won this round…

Code Snippet:

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Cobras Versus Pythons

description Who would win?
type-preference cobra python java
maximum-length 120
attach 9

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RJ45 Hair Ties

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no problem
ip address 127.0.0.1 255.255.255.0

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description Only pipe to telco. Hope it doesn’t go down. We’re too cheap to purchase redundancy.
no ip address
encapsulation hdlc
isdn switch-type primary-4ess
isdn protocol-emulate network
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description Cisco Certified Raccoon Associate
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no digit-strip

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description Why is this not a thing?
quantity 1
brand sugar-free

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