Outage caused by nesting family of Raccoons in cable closet.
Tech attempted to remove family of Raccoons but was not CCRA certified.
This resulted in mishandling and spooking of said raccoons which in turn tore up the patch paneling.
CCRP has been dispatched to remove rest of the Raccoons and repair patch-paneling.
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CCRA
description Cisco Certified Raccoon Associate
nuff-said
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A Server is Never Lost, Just Misplaced
description Do we even really know where all our Wireless Access Points are?
no logging
no ip-buffer
no cares-as-long-as-it-works
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Ol’ Rack and Stack Strikes Back
description Part 2, Return of the Revenge
no directions
no ip lookup
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Protip: End all your route patterns with a dot
destination-pattern 9[2-9]..[2-9]……$
session protocol sipv2
session target ipv4:10.10.10.10
no vad
no digit-strip
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Fire in the Patch-Panel
description Combustible patch paneling needs to be a thing
no lex burned-in-address
no lex retry-count 10
no ip address
no shutdown
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