Outage caused by nesting family of Raccoons in cable closet.
Tech attempted to remove family of Raccoons but was not CCRA certified.
This resulted in mishandling and spooking of said raccoons which in turn tore up the patch paneling.
CCRP has been dispatched to remove rest of the Raccoons and repair patch-paneling.
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CCRA
description Cisco Certified Raccoon Associate
nuff-said
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Level 1 Engineers
description Certified in the art of Google Fu
clear ip mroute 173.252.89.132 192.168.1.0
ipconfig /all
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Telco Tickets
description Only pipe to telco. Hope it doesn’t go down. We’re too cheap to purchase redundancy.
no ip address
encapsulation hdlc
isdn switch-type primary-4ess
isdn protocol-emulate network
no cdp enable
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Ol’ Rack and Stack Strikes Back
description Part 2, Return of the Revenge
no directions
no ip lookup
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Ol’ Rack and Stack
description Never Underestimate Stupid
no logging console
no ip domain-lookup
no directions
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