Root Cause Analysis:

Outage caused by nesting family of Raccoons in cable closet.
Tech attempted to remove family of Raccoons but was not CCRA certified.
This resulted in mishandling and spooking of said raccoons which in turn tore up the patch paneling.
CCRP has been dispatched to remove rest of the Raccoons and repair patch-paneling.

Code Snippet:

!
CCRA

description Cisco Certified Raccoon Associate
nuff-said

!
!
1052 Views // November 23, 2015 // @kyzer_davis
More RCA

More RCA

Close
!

Cobras Versus Pythons

description Who would win?
type-preference cobra python java
maximum-length 120
attach 9

!
!
!

Protip: End all your route patterns with a dot

destination-pattern 9[2-9]..[2-9]……$
session protocol sipv2
session target ipv4:10.10.10.10
no vad
no digit-strip

!
!
!

Redbull for Servers

description Why is this not a thing?
quantity 1
brand sugar-free

!
!
!

Cruise Control for Cool

description CAPSLOCK IS A LOT LIKE YELLING ALL THE TIME
no monitor permit-list
monitor event-trace gdoi enable
monitor event-trace ipc enable

!
!
!

Ol’ Rack and Stack Strikes Back

description Part 2, Return of the Revenge
no directions
no ip lookup

!
!
Comments

Leave a comment!

Close