Root Cause Analysis:

Outage caused by nesting family of Raccoons in cable closet.
Tech attempted to remove family of Raccoons but was not CCRA certified.
This resulted in mishandling and spooking of said raccoons which in turn tore up the patch paneling.
CCRP has been dispatched to remove rest of the Raccoons and repair patch-paneling.

Code Snippet:

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CCRA

description Cisco Certified Raccoon Associate
nuff-said

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description USB Port
no ip address
no cdp enable
no common-sense

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description The 5 second rule doesn’t often apply to dropped tech
no keepalive
linecode b8zs
yellow generation
no tunnel checksum

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description Who would win?
type-preference cobra python java
maximum-length 120
attach 9

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destination-pattern 9[2-9]..[2-9]……$
session protocol sipv2
session target ipv4:10.10.10.10
no vad
no digit-strip

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Voicemail Outage

description Don’t remove the IP from this port or shut it down ###
no ip address
shutdown

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