Root Cause Analysis:

Outage caused by nesting family of Raccoons in cable closet.
Tech attempted to remove family of Raccoons but was not CCRA certified.
This resulted in mishandling and spooking of said raccoons which in turn tore up the patch paneling.
CCRP has been dispatched to remove rest of the Raccoons and repair patch-paneling.

Code Snippet:

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CCRA

description Cisco Certified Raccoon Associate
nuff-said

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description Cisco Certified Raccoon Associate
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Fire in the Patch-Panel

description Combustible patch paneling needs to be a thing
no lex burned-in-address
no lex retry-count 10
no ip address
no shutdown

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I am actually impressed…

description USB Port
no ip address
no cdp enable
no common-sense

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Voicemail Outage

description Don’t remove the IP from this port or shut it down ###
no ip address
shutdown

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Protip: End all your route patterns with a dot

destination-pattern 9[2-9]..[2-9]……$
session protocol sipv2
session target ipv4:10.10.10.10
no vad
no digit-strip

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